Dear Sir:
Are you the one who did the pushing, left the spot upon the cushion,
left the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Every since you met my Nelly, she's had swelling of the belly,
and I wish to hell you'd never come to town!
Dear Mam:
Yes, I'm the one who did the pushing, left the spot upon the cushion,
left the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
Every since I met your Nelly, I've had swelling of the manhood,
and I wish to hell I'd stuck it in the ground!
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